Left Lane Idiots

by **liyorkyoh** » Sun Mar 28, 2004 8:30 am

The one thing that irks me the most is the lack of consideration of the idiots that like to just leisurely drive along doing the speed limit in the hammer lane where no body else can pass them except for having to go around them in the next lane on the right. So there seems to be a new driving law keep left pass right. And it *!@#$ ME OFF!

by **lou** » Sun Mar 28, 2004 11:38 pm

HEY LEFT LANE MOTORISTS WHO NEVER KEEP RIGHT. DO US A FAVOR!

1. Move to South Carolina

2. If you cant move to South Carolina, turn in your drivers license

3. Don't rent a car in Europe

4. Replace your current rear bumper with extra extra extra padding so the damage on your vehicle is minimal as vehicles behind you can bump you over to the right lane

5. Get a flourescent bumper sticker that says " I am a left lane driver, please pass me on the right "

6. Re-take the driver license exam. Be sure to ramble to the DMV representative how much you love driving in the left lane. This will hopefully get your license revoked.

7. Go to driving school and tell your driving instructor that driving in the left lane is the lane your suppose to be in. The right lane is the fast lane where everyone passes you! This will hopefully never get your driving privileges back.

8. Apply for a personalized license plate and put something like " LEFT4LFE "

9. Drive on parallel highways instead of I-95 or better yet any interstate. This will likely reduce any road rage and anger among long-distance travelers wanting to run you off the road.

10. You must accept any $hit everytime someoe flicks the high-beams or gives you the bird because of your stubborness to not move right

11. Be ready to shell out extra cash on " Impeeding traffic " and " Failure to Keep Right " citations from law enforcement

To the left lane drivers who are reading this, does this persuade you to change your driving practice(s)?

by **simarc** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 8:10 pm

While you're at it lets ream the morons who cut in front of you only to slow down to a crawl.

Why can't they just stay behind you and crawl ???

I need to know the answer to this question...

by **Russ** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 5:12 pm

I see where Louisiana is going to start giving tickets to drives that ride the left hand lane.
When is NC & VA going to wake up.
More ROAD RAGE is caused by slow people in the left hand lane than any thing else.
THE PASSING LANE

by **lou** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 10:30 pm

Excuse me but NC and VA happen to follow the keep right/pass left rule quite well south of the mason-dixon line. Every state has its driving flaws with the keep right/pass left rule and definatly NC and VA motorists are not that bad along its interstates and multilaned/4 lane rural highways.
Try South Carolina

by **ifrasnyjrt** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 10:16 am

In New Jersey, left lane is the speeding lane.

by **lou** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 11:57 am

Route 1 is terrible with that, people drive in the left lane continiously whether there going 100mph or 50mph, it dosent matter. At least the freeways and tollroads its an improvement

by **snowdog** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 4:45 am

I call those morons pace cars because it is the only time in there small irrelivant lives that they are in control.

Left Lane Idiots

Left Lane Idiots

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